The Buff

Random. So yesterday I was walking Buffy, my Cairn "mixed with who knows whatelse, filled with love" dog. Buff sniffs everything in her path - the ground, the area around every tree, the wind and on and on. Nothing gets pass her. So apparently the new piece of trash in front of her appeared to be very appealing (must have smelled like bacon) and she starts to bite into it. Suddenly I'm all filled with worry. Will it taste bad? Will it make her sick? Then it dawned on me... this dog licks her butt. She'll lick her butt until the noise drives me crazy and and I have to yell "stop!!, Buffy, stop it"!! Now seriously, what taste could compete with that?